Just as one Lohan star is finally on the wane, it looks like we are about to be ambushed by an even younger, more irritating version. Living Lohan which starts on E! Entertainment, (Sunday 8 June, 10pm) will follow pitbull Dina Lohan as she shoe-horns kid sister Ali Lohan in to a "music" career. An altogether terrifying prospect.
I suppose this is a strategic move given that Lindsay is no longer the lucrative cash cow she once was.
Recent sightings suggest that her only functioning brain cell has now been completely ravaged by Coke.
In fact the most exciting thing she's done of late is kiss lesbian Samantha Ronson, which is really only interesting as Samantha is the brother of Mark Ronson who may actually possess real talent, something almost unheard of nowadays. Funny how you never see the three of them together.
In the first episode Ali reveals herself to be so dense that light actually seems to bend around her. Pushy "Mom" Dina is actually quite terrifying and I shudder to think what she might do if anyone ever actually had the balls to say No to her.
In the preview Ali seemed bored, vapid, and moody.
Maybe it had just dawned on her she was in the process of being pimped out to fund Dina's crazy life?
As for the music?
The Scrapheap beckons.......
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