Nice Rack?

Janet Jackson was rushed to hospital after collapsing backstage at one of her concerts.

Judging by this shot i'm guessing someone finally gave the demented bitch a mirror.

Amy?? Is That Really You??

The Scrapheap is loving the new Amy Wino waxwork now on display at Madame Tussauds. We are of course offering a £10, 000 prize to anyone who has the courage to add filth, blood, some random syringes, and stick a couple of fags and a lollypop in it's gob.

Kudos for adding cuts.

Breaking News!!

The state of California has been rocked by a 5.8 earthquake, centred 29 miles South East of downtown Los Angeles.

Tall buildings in LA swayed and fire officials described it as a major seismic event.

Officials added that it was the first time Victoria Beckham had eaten carbs in 25 years.

Kate Nips Out

Would you go out with your Mum if she was wearing a see through dress?

Thought not. Our sympathies then, go to poor little Lila-Grace Moss who was forced to walk around with clothes horse mum Kate, and her very apparant growler.

Anyone else would have been arrested. Likewise Naomi Campbell attacks a police officer and gets a slap on the wrist, some community service, AND the hearing is haulted so she can eat some chocolate??

Fucking supermodels.

Chanel Hell

The Scrapheap can't quite believe that Hermione Granger is the new face of Chanel. It's a sad day when we're being flogged high end products by a 12 year old who probably can't tell the difference between No5 and Britney Spears "Curious". If I'm going to spend £50.00 on a perfume then I want a real woman, not the pre-pubescent love interest of Harry Potter hawking it to me.

Katona Faces Bankruptcy

Poor old Kerry Katona has just six weeks to pay the taxman £157,000 before she faces bankruptcy.

Now I'm no expert but I'm guessing if she sold the Gallardo, Audi R8, or any of the other luxury sports cars that her moronic pig of a philandering husband can currently be seen driving around in, she'd find herself out of hot water quicker than you can say "mug".