New Low For Wino

Tapes showing Amy Winehouse having sex, (eugh) smoking crack, and being racist have recently found their way into public consumption.

It's quite remarkable how Wino manages to find a new way of being noxious and offensive with each day that passes.

She is also said to be stumping up around £1000 a week to keep her equally repulsive husband "safe" in jail.

There is clearly no "rock bottom" in sight for the emaciated fruitloop.

Don't even get me started on the hair. It reminds of the time I tried to dye my jeans using toilet bleach, aged seven.

I hereby promise to bitch slap the next person to accuse the filthy mare of having any "talent".