I chuckled when I heard the news that brainless twit Paris Hilton is now having to rely on auditioning people to be her new best friend. I can't imagine there are that many folks who would willingly sign up for such arduous torture.
I'm imagining the prerequisites read as follows?
1) Must walk ten steps behind Paris at all times.
2) Must not be educated beyond the age of 8. Paris like to feel smart.
3) Must not show crotch whilst exiting vehicles. Paris does not like the competition.
4) Must be willing to take responsibility for all minor indiscretions committed by Paris....this may include serving jail time.
5) Must be hot, but um, like not hotter than um, Paris.
I'm guessing there are no winners here.
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